Top 5 reasons why it is good to be being Chinese:

1. Mahjong and Dim Sum.

2. You can always tell people you own a Chinese restaurant and a laundry store.

3. People think you know Kung Fu even when you do not.

4. You don’t have to pronounce your “R” and “L” correct all the time.

5. People think you are good at math and computer even when you are not.